Funny but Flat

A friend sent me an email with this note in it.  I had a chuckle at the intended humour, and quickly realised just how close to the mark it really was.  I made a few minor modifications to it, but here it is…

Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization?

Answer: Princess Diana’s death.

You ask why? An English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a French tunnel, driving a German car with a Dutch engine, driven by a Belgian who was drunk on Scottish whisky followed closely by Italian Paparazzi on Japanese motorcycles; treated by an American doctor, using Brazilian medicines.

This is posted to an Australian blog site, using American technology, and you’re probably reading this on a computer that use Taiwanese chips and a Korean monitor, assembled by Bangladeshi workers in a Singapore plant.

That, my friends –  is Globalization!

I realise there are probably a couple of liberties taken with the truth there, but on the whole it is amazing when you start to think about just how global the world has become in the last couple of decades.

The point is, how do we tap into that level of diversity in our schools?   The world has become one big village, and more and more people in the world of business and government seem to know how important is is to be able to share and collaborate together in that village.  The one environment where we still forget (or ignore) this global village concept seems to be in our school system, where working globally is still largely seen as a novel approach to teaching moreso than a necessity of a 21st century education.

So Many Places

Following on from the “Five Things” meme that floated through the edublogosphere recently, Kim Cofino’s blog had a nice little post about listing the places in the world she’s been to. I was impressed by her map, and thought I’d give it a go too. This website will let you highlight the places in the world you’ve been, and I thought it very cool.


I have to admit that mine probably looks a little more impressive than it really is… There are places I’ve been to that were short localised visits, but this tool highlights the whole country. So although I’ve only been to Hong Kong, the map shows all of China. Likewise, I certainly haven’t seen all that much of North America yet. And yes, I have been to a lot of islands throughout the Pacific, but it was with my parents when I was much, much younger, so really, I haven’t travelled nearly as much as I wish I had.

Not travelling more extensively is one of my biggest regrets in life actually, although I guess it’s never too late to make up for lost time. I’ll certainly be encouraging my own kids to see as much of the world as possible when they get older.

For what it’s worth, here is a breakdown of the US States… still plenty of room to explore there too!


Straight to Hell

Yep, apparently I’m going straight to Hell…

My friend Simon, who teaches religion, put me onto this little survey to see where your religious affiliations lie. It appears that I’m not a very good catholic.

You scored as Emergent/Postmodern. You are Emergent/Postmodern in your theology. You feel alienated from older forms of church, you don’t think they connect to modern culture very well. No one knows the whole truth about God, and we have much to learn from each other, and so learning takes place in dialogue. Evangelism should take place in relationships rather than through crusades and altar-calls. People are interested in spirituality and want to ask questions, so the church should help them to do this.

Emergent/Postmodern
 
89%
Classical Liberal
 
79%
Modern Liberal
 
79%
Charismatic/Pentecostal
 
50%
Roman Catholic
 
43%
Neo orthodox
 
36%
Evangelical Holiness/Wesleyan
 
36%
Reformed Evangelical
 
7%
Fundamentalist
 
0%

What’s your theological worldview?
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I’m not sure who the dude in the photo is… any ideas? I’m also not sure what all those percentages are meant to represent, but I’m sure glad that I’m described as 89% Postmodern and 0% Fundamentalist.

I’ve never really understood all the fuss about organised religion. If being told what to think and how to act is something that floats your boat, then go for it. But it’s really not my thing… I think I can be just as spiritual, just as good a person, just as able to treat others fairly and equally, without the stifling organisation that most religions seem to entail. Just do unto others…

What I really resent is all the wars and strife that religion has caused over the ages. I especially resent all the indigenous cultures that have been ruined by well-meaning missionaries spreading the word of a God that was irrelevant and unnecessary to those cultures. And finally, I have absolutely no time for much of the fundamentalist, indoctrinated views that are sometimes espoused in the name of organised religion.

In the name of the Father, Son, and Holy Spirit. Amen.